Britney Spears is no where NEAR this hot!!! Look at that itty bitty waist and those eyes! *WiPeS DrOoL* Does “America’s Got Talent” even air in Canada? How come I’ve never seen it on TV. Maybe I’m just blind or incredibly out of touch with my idiot box. I’m sure he’s lipsynching, but he’s got some videos of himself singing on his YouTube page here and I gotta say, it sounds pretty similar. Either way, I still thought I’ld share the hot version of Britney with the world. Derrick Barry everybody! Swoon~ ^^
Do you ever just suddenly remember something while you’re not doing anything? Like, I mean, you’re sitting around minding your own business and that, when all of a sudden you remember something that happened years and years ago. It doesn’t even make sense, and there was nothing to remind you of it. Sortoffing.
See, I just remembered a phone conversation I had with a then friend some 12 years ago or so. You know how when you’re in High School or Junior High or something, well, you’re basically at an age where all you do all day is talk on the phone with your girlfriends.
So, we were talking about nothing really. All poos and crap and stupid things, and this friend of mine suddenly cuts me off mid sentence with,
“Hey, have you ever eaten too many peanuts and then you notice oil dripping out of your butt?”
“Umm… no?”
“Oh ok, hang on, I need to grab some tissue.”
“x_X”
Well, *I* thought it was a little strange… I also hate when you’re walking around and out of the blue you think about somethingyou find absolutely hilarious, and you don’t realize you’re smiling to yourself like an idiot until you notice that other people do and they’re all looking at you funny…
That’s me! Disease free and everything. HOHOHO! Although, I can’t be sure if I’m really shaped like an eggplant or not. Some eggplants are kinda shapey and others are long and skinny… unless aubergines are COMPLETELY different from eggplants. Of course a lot of them are more fatty fatty boom boom shaped. Judging by the selection here, I’m sure eggplant was a good and ambigious choice yup yup!
This is a funny little quiz that measures you on the Gigolo-Meter to help you find out how much you are worth in bed. Apparantly, estimations are based on averages taken from advertised male and female private escort sites, so it’s kind of interesting to see if you should give up your day job… or not
Evidently, I should. What a great score! Obviously coz I’m fantastic in bed. I can sleep for DAYS! Aww yeah!
The same way a pedophile’s just a person. Eh? What?
ekZACKly!!
DID SHE NOW?? You know… it’s after this page when you’re glad they’re just talking aboot marijoowana
Kids Books you gotta love! All joking aside, this is actually supposed to be an educational child’s book designed for parents who want to help introduce (perhaps that isn’t the best word…) their children to marijuana. Think more facts-about-it and less here-try-a-drag.
From the FAQ section of the “It’s Just a Plant” website:
Who made It’s Just a Plant?
The story was written & illustrated by Ricardo Cortés, director of Magic Propaganda Mill. Contributing artists to the Second Edition of the book include FUTURA, Too Fly, SMARCUS, V. C. Johnson, José Parlá, Che Jen, Joshua Humphries, Sara Press, and Tillamook Cheddar.
One must credit where credit is due! And without further ado, here’s the rest of the book (…ish).
