*GRIN*

That’s me! Disease free and everything. HOHOHO! Although, I can’t be sure if I’m really shaped like an eggplant or not. Some eggplants are kinda shapey and others are long and skinny… unless aubergines are COMPLETELY different from eggplants. Of course a lot of them are more fatty fatty boom boom shaped. Judging by the selection here, I’m sure eggplant was a good and ambigious choice yup yup!

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Congratulations, you’re worth MORE in bed than the average ($235.67594093033) person taking this quiz!

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This is a funny little quiz that measures you on the Gigolo-Meter to help you find out how much you are worth in bed. Apparantly, estimations are based on averages taken from advertised male and female private escort sites, so it’s kind of interesting to see if you should give up your day job… or not

Evidently, I should. What a great score! Obviously coz I’m fantastic in bed. I can sleep for DAYS! Aww yeah!